Roasted for boring People. Drank by interesting people.

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 Request Coffee

Employee Orientation

Welcome to BORING.

Your complimentary productivity beverage has been assigned.

Please proceed responsibly.

Standard Operating Procedure

1. Open Coffee.

2. Drink Coffee.

3. Continue.

File Request

Performance Review.

★★★★★

Coffee

Employees:

Pending

BORING. DETAILS

THE COFFEE

Roasted in Oregon.

Thoughtfully sourced.

Made in small batches.


THE POINT

 Coffee.

No personality test required.
THE LINEUP
Coffee. Pods. Matcha.

Mushroom coffee.

Occasionally something unnecessary.


MANUFACTURED BY

Roastify LLC

Bend, Oregon


THE COFFEE IS SERIOUS.

WE ARE NOT.