Roasted for boring People. Drank by interesting people.

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 Request Coffee

Employee Orientation

Welcome to BORING.

Your complimentary productivity beverage has been assigned.

Please proceed responsibly.

Standard Operating Procedure

1. Open Coffee.

2. Drink Coffee.

3. Continue.

File Request

Performance Review.

★★★★★

Coffee

Employees:

Pending

Employment Status:

✓ Orientation Complete

✓ Coffee Assigned

✓ Productivity Pending